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6月30日，合同與巴薩合同到期 ，到期梅西“失業”了，没下梅西看網絡怎麽拿這件事開他的网络玩笑玩笑。
梅西舉著的咋开牌子上寫著 ：尋找一家俱樂部提出報價 。
梅西很快就在KFC找到了工作 。失业
他加盟河床。巴萨
他與哥倫比亞卡利美洲簽合同 。合同
他穿上本菲卡隊球衣 。到期
他改打籃球 ，没下梅西加盟洛杉磯湖人。网络玩笑
梅西哪裏有心情喝馬黛茶 ？咋开他懇求道 ：“朋友們 ，我失業了 ，失业我有三個孩子要撫養 ，巴萨我需要一些錢。請幫忙轉發 。”
失業真討厭 ，我們一家人隻能在這裏度假了。
史上最偉大自由身球員
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