A long-gestating mystery to the American public has finally come to its dramatic conclusion: We now know what the voice of Jared Kushner sounds like.
Kushner -- boyish prince, husband to a daughter of the president, also some sort of adviser to the president, winner of 2017's Most Iconic Jerk Photo Award, real estate predator, possible vampire who emerges daily from a coffin embedded under a cherry tree somewhere in the greater D.C. area, a man who was reportedly keen on opening a communications backdoor with Russian government officials for reasons that are unclear but potentially illegal -- spoke before tech executives on Monday, and people were very "whoa" because this, to our collective recollection, is the first time the American public has heard the man speak.
SEE ALSO:Here’s Jared Kushner ready for a yacht party in IraqPresident Trump has put Kushner, who is 36 years old and has no experience in government, in charge of solving a raft of incredibly complex and deeply entrenched problems, making his silence particularly notable. His responsibilities include criminal justice reform and making the government work better as head of the newly formed office of American Innovation. Oh, and establishing peace in the Middle East.
Upon hearing Kushner's first public statement as adviser to Trump on absolutely everything, the American public was not particularly impressed.

Tweet may have been deleted
Tweet may have been deleted
Now I see why he doesn’t speak often.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) June 19, 2017
Tweet may have been deleted
Tweet may have been deleted
Now we have all heard the voice of the Kushner, and we cannot return.
(责任编辑:娛樂)
Slack goes down again, prompting anxiety everywhere
'The Walking Dead' will be getting its first 'fully nude' zombie
Flamin' Hot Cheetos creator to get his own biopic
Here's what it's like to fly in Qatar Airways' new luxury Qsuite
Fyvush Finkel, Emmy winner for 'Picket Fences,' dies at 93U.S. pole vaulter skids to a halt for national anthem
An American pole vaulter took his patriotism to the next level at the Olympics.
。Sam Kendricks, a sec
...[详细]Flamin' Hot Cheetos creator to get his own biopic
McDonald's isn't the only junk food company that has a story bigger than its product.。Flamin' Hot Ch
...[详细]Hands on with the Samsung Galaxy S9 and Galaxy S9+
It’s easy to look at the new Galaxy S9 and S9+ and say Samsung didn’t even try this year
...[详细]Russian bots try to control Florida shooting conversation
Tragedy struck in Parkland, Florida, on Wednesday, and Russian bots weren't far behind.As people too
...[详细]Xiaomi accused of copying again, this time by Jawbone
Imitation is not always the best form of flattery.。 SEE ALSO:Xiaomi's MacBook Air clone is called, w
...[详细]Verizon phones will be locked in stores to prevent theft, for now
UPDATE: Feb. 13, 2018, 2:06 p.m. EST。 This story and headline have been corrected to reflect new inf
...[详细]Oculus premiered VR films at Sundance 2018 and they all have a problem
I've always believed that virtual reality has huge potential as an entertainment platform, and clear
...[详细]Chloe Kim is 'shook' by Frances McDormand's Oscars speech shoutout
Famously hangry U.S. snowboarder Chloe Kim is reeling after a shoutout from Frances McDormand at thi
...[详细]Olympic security asks female Iranian fan to drop protest sign
Olympic security personnel questioned a female Iranian volleyball fan Saturday when she showed up fo
...[详细]Chris Hemsworth is your everyday dad, teaching his kids how to surf
While the rest of Hollywood might still be recovering from the Oscars, Chris Hemsworth is busy being
...[详细]