Kanye West would only need a phone under the apocalyptic circumstances of a Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian reunion.
West admitted earlier this year that he only got a cell phone so he could convince Kim Kardashian to dump Kris Humphries, which seems to have worked. Now West, who apparently misses the old Kanye, has tweeted that he has ditched his phone in favor of oxygen.
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Apart from the whole marrying the woman of his dreams thing, West has had mixed results with the cell phones so far. Yeezy seems to have come to the astute conclusion that they're mostly just a tool that makes it easier for people to make demands of you.
Plus, texting and driving down Mulholland Drive is no good.
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So to Taylor Swift's great relief, she will not be getting random phone calls from Yeezy any time soon.
Via GiphyThis shouldn't change much for you, who we will rudely assume are not a close personal friend of Mr. West. He doesn't use social media apps like Snapchat and Instagram that require a phone, because those are best left to Kim.
The only real downside is that his tweets may be less spontaneous if he doesn't have a microphone directed at the entire internet is his pocket. But think of all the air Kanye can make art with now!
Here are Kanye and his phone in happier times:
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Kanye West seen out in Soho on September 08, 2016 in New York, NY. (Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto via Getty Images)Credit: BuzzFoto via Getty Images
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 29: Kanye West and North West arrive at AMC Loews Orpheum 7 on August 29, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/GC Images)Credit: GC ImagesView this post on Instagram
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