Washington in the middle of a crisis of historic proportions, and our brave leaders are responding the best way they know how: by hiding in the bushes.
The past few months have produced story after story of elected officials trying to run from the people they're supposed to have relationships with. Constituents can't find their senators, senators can't find other senators, and no one wants to find President Trump.
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Credit: ambar del moral/mashable composite/gettyAfter Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, Sean Spicer courageously confronted reporters by cowering amongst the bushes.
Credit: ambar del moral/mashable composite/gettyTrump's aides and staff were hiding in their offices after the president fired Comey, leading one senior aide to quip, "Do not ask me about how this looks, we all know how this looks."
Credit: ambar del moral/mashableSenator Burr once reportedly jumped out of an office window with his dry cleaning so as to avoid reporters.
Credit: ambar del moral/mashable composite/getty imagesSenator Tom Cotton ghosted his constituents for weeks before he ultimately agreed to a town hall, where he was trashed.
Credit: ambar del moral/mashable composite/getty imagesIn February, Marco Rubio tried to evade his constituents by telling them he was in Europe. He was later found in Florida, where he explained to reporters that he just didn't want to be heckled and screamed at.
Credit: ambar del moral/mashable composite/getty imagesJames Comey reportedly tried to hide from the president by using his blue suit to blend in with the blue curtains.
Needless to say, he was unsuccessful.
We will find you, scared government officials, even if it's just on our computers.
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