FBI Director James Comey was leading one of the most important investigations of our time when he was fired Tuesday -- but don't worry guys, President Trump has got a plan.。
President Trump has great, just terrific candidates lined up to take James Comey's place. The lying news media has been treating Trump very, very unfairly since Tuesday. He knows the best people! The best! The best! Unfortunately, the crooked media doesn't want you to know that. 。
SEE ALSO:Give Trumpcare a break: Here are all the pre-existing conditions it will cover 。Below are all the candidates President Trump would love to see appointed FBI director. He's not going to be easy on them. He's going to be very, very tough. 。
FBI Director James Comey made this country very weak -- but these great Americans are sure to make America strong again.。
1. Jared Kushner 。Credit: andrew harrer/Getty Images 。
2. Frederick Douglass
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3. Trump's Doctor, Dr. Bornstein 。
Only one man can cure what ails America...Dr. Harold N. Bornstein.#VoteNo #AHCA pic.twitter.com/LCCNbWNgal 。
Dr. Bornstein, otherwise known as the Dude from Big Lebowski, is high on the very short list of educated people still willing to work with President Trump. Let's give him a job! 。 。4. Tiffany Trump 。
5. Dory from Finding Dory 。
Via Giphy 。Dory was a goddamn hero in that movie, which Trump watched in the White House after signing the infamous travel ban. Nobody respects women and animated fish more than President Trump. 。
6. J. Edgar Hoover 。Credit: keystone/Getty Images 。
7. Lieutenant General Michael Flynn
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8. Paul Ryan 。Credit: zach gibson/Getty Images 。
It's a Dyson!Credit: SSPL via Getty Images 。
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