What do you get a lord?
A sexual yet nonchalant Instagram picture paired with a lackluster yet to-the-point caption.
SEE ALSO:Scott Disick's sponsored Instagrams reach a new low, even for himQueen of emotions Kourtney Kardashian celebrated her on-again-off-again (currently off) partner Scott Disick's birthday on Thursday with this odd social media post.
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It's what any baby daddy would wish for.
For reference, here are how the other Kardashians honored Disick (somewhat more appropriately) on Instagram.
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