New sexting tip: when in doubt, pretend to be in an Ikea.
That's the genius strategy Redditor TheOwlAndTheFinch used recently when a guy she was texting with kept insisted she take part in some sexy role play.
SEE ALSO:Dude's definition of 'role play' is not exactly what his Tinder match had in mindShe wasn't into his idea, but instead of shutting it down completely she decided after a few weeks to have some fun with it.
And the results are very hilarious:
Ahhhhh, nothing ruins the mood like ending up at IKEA. She earns a 10/10 for very creative role play with an excellent narrative.
Apparently, this guy has tried to get other ladies to partake, and they've had similar methods of dealing with his persistence.
Comment from discussion He's been begging for weeks to do a "sexy roleplay" with me. I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now..While this is all really funny, it's also an important reminder to not be a creep -- or you might also find yourself wandering aimlessly in a very brightly lit big box furniture store.
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