Can't get enough of Donald Trump-inspired pee fantasies but wish they had more dinosaurs? Chuck Tingle's newest book is just for you.
Tingle, America’s foremost chronicler of current events in gay erotica form, dropped a new Kindle book in response to Donald Trump’s alleged (and still unverified) Moscow "golden shower." Its florid title, "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On," gives you a taste of what its jam-packed 35 pages will deliver.
SEE ALSO:Samantha Bee perfectly tackles Trump's tantrumsSet at the fictional Buttz Carlton Hotel, the story combines Tingle’s biggest passions -- dinosaur sex and parodying the PEOTUS -- into one glorious volume and adds to his already lengthy canon of newsy takes, which includes hits like "Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech" and the more succinctly named "Fake News, Real Boners."
Tingle is nothing if not prolific and lightning fast when it comes to responding to our political circus. He dropped the book on Amazon yesterday, and it has already garnered plenty of rave reviews. Reader "Seth" writes, "I laughed, I cried, I pissed myself!"
Credit: amazon
Credit: amazon
Credit: amazonIf you haven't already reached your piss play saturation point, go ahead and soak it in.
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