“有錢人的生活,往往就是這麽樸實無華,且枯燥……”提起這句台詞,想必讀者們的腦海中,就會立刻浮現出了那塊勞力士 。作為享受“B站最欠揍的无华男人”盛譽的朱一旦,他憑借喜怒不形於色的精湛演技以及“非洲警告”,在係列視頻推出之後便立刻火遍全網 。
由於熱衷於體驗各式各樣生活,所以我們見識過這個“勞力越戴能力越帶”的朱一旦,不僅擺過地攤,開除過十佳員工,還被小流氓碰過瓷,甚至還在相親時慘遭歧視(雖然當事人後來被送去非洲“度假”了) 。
不過也有很多粉絲好奇,這麽一位樸實無華的有錢人,玩起遊戲來究竟是怎樣的呢?在朱總的早期作品中,他曾經因為酒肉朋友而買下了一家遊戲公司——可那也隻是為了攀比,並不是朱一旦自己想玩遊戲 。
可就在最近一期的視頻中,動不動把“枯燥”掛在嘴上顯得自己無欲無求的朱一旦,竟然和一名新員工沉迷遊戲欲罷不能甚至建立了深厚友誼,這究竟是怎麽一回事?
某個晚上,在辦公室刻苦鑽研用人之道的朱總,發現一位實習生竟然加班到了12點。本想鼓勵一下,竟样然而尷尬的一幕上演了,朱一旦並不知道眼前這位小兄弟叫啥……
結果為了套話,兩人竟然聊到了淩晨四點——不得不說,小夥子你可真是幸運,上一個和朱總聊天這麽久的,估計已經在非洲買房安家了!
於是乎,朱總竟然破天荒地安利了他最近在玩的遊戲《最強王者》,麵對如此大恩小夥子自然是感激涕零。
當然小夥子沒想到的是,朱一旦隻是想看看這位實習生到底叫啥……然而不幸的是,四個字他認出來個姓氏……
於是乎就在第二天,開除員工已成習慣的朱一旦,就讓秘書送走了這位新人……
唉,想想前一天晚上,兩個人還在遊戲裏稱兄道弟,攻城拔寨……如今小甜甜就變成了牛夫人……
由此可見,有個能讓文盲老板認出來的好名字是多麽的重要啊!順便一說,就在本期視頻的結尾處,那位躺槍的十佳員工又雙叒叕被開除了,水友們更是在彈幕中用“哈哈哈”表達了對小夥子的同情……至於具體被開除的原因,各位讀者可以親自觀看視頻一探究竟!
怎麽樣,看到這裏你是不是也想痛揍一頓萬惡的朱一旦呢?可是先別急,現實裏打人可是違法行為,咱可不能犯罪啊!所以還不如來到《最強王者》裏,和兩位慘遭開除的員工一起結盟,共同抗擊這個全B站最欠揍的男人!
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